“All the joy and indulgence of a decadent ice cream sundae without the hassle of building it yourself,” explained Ben & Jerry’s news release announcing the January launch of the company’s four new Sundae pints. “Just pop open the lid!”
What’s under that lid? We took a look.
Panera’s Asiago Sausage & Egg Sandwich puts your breakfast order on a par with a McDonald’s Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Here are a few better bets.
“For anyone looking for an extra cheesy treat, the Bacon Mac & Cheese Burger features hand-smashed double patties topped with thick-cut bacon, American cheese, mac & cheese, pickled hot peppers and Hatch chile aioli on a challah bun,” boasted the Buffalo Wild Wings news release in August.
“It’s Official: McDonald’s Highly Anticipated Chicken Big Mac Drops at U.S. Restaurants this Month,” proclaimed the chain’s press release announcing the limited-time menu item that made its debut on October 10. Here’s how the new chicken Big Mac compares to the beef original.
“This next-level melt is made up of slow-smoked brisket burnt ends, crispy diced bacon, two eggs, sharp white cheddar, Diner Q sauce and pickles on grilled artisan bread,” declared the press release announcing Denny’s Brisk-It-All Melt.
According to the menu board, the Milk Chocolate Chip has 180 calories…but see that asterisk? The very fine print buried in the lower left corner: “*Calorie counts are per serving, 4 servings per cookie.” Who are you trying to fool, Crumbl?
