“Now available on Pizza Hut menus nationwide, the limited-time Stuffed Cheez-It Pizza features four baked jumbo squares topped with that distinctly sharp, real cheese taste you know and love from Cheez-It baked to toasty perfection,” gushed Pizza Hut’s September press release.

“Each crispy square is stuffed in true Pizza Hut style with either cheese or pepperoni and cheese, served up with a side of marinara dipping sauce to create the ultimate, craveable mash-up that America’s been waiting for.”

You bet we’ve been waiting...for all 880 calories, 28 grams of saturated fat, and 1,530 milligrams of sodium in a four-piece cheese “pizza.”

One bite of cheese, white flour, palm oil, butter, modified cornstarch, salt, enzyme modified cheese, disodium phosphate, and other goodies, and you’ll know it was worth the wait.

A single order is like eating 75 Cheez-It crackers dipped in a quarter cup of lard, with three packets of salt sprinkled on top. Talk about toasty perfection!

“This collab is the perfect way to kick off football season, combining America’s go-to gameday cravings into one next-level snack,” said Marianne Radley, the chain’s chief brand officer.

TV, cravings, snacks, more cravings. It’s a perfect game plan...at least for Pizza Hut.

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