Coca-Cola Obesity Ad Translated from Cokespeak to English


Translation? If You Gain Weight, Itís Your Fault and Not Ours.

January 25, 2013

Coca-Cola may reign supreme on the airwaves but it doesnít own the Web. There, its two-minute commercial addressing obesity was met with guffaws, incredulity, and general ridicule. Today, the nonprofit Center for Science in the Public Interest offers a helpful translation of Coke's ad.

"Generally, when a company claims to be 'part of the solution' it means 'we know we're culpable so we must deflect the blame elsewhere,'" said CSPI executive director Michael F. Jacobson. "So we thought it would be useful for consumers and policymakers to unpack similar examples of Coke's disingenuous corporate gobbledygook and present them in plain English."

For instance, "for elementary, middle, and high schools, our industry has voluntarily changed its offerings," is how Coca-Cola's "Coming Together" ad describes sugary drinks' departure from schools. CSPI's translation? "By 'voluntarily changed' we mean after parents, school boards, and state laws kicked sugary drinks out of schools." Coke's statement that "all calories count, no matter where they come from," is translated as "liquid calories are more conducive to weight gain than calories in solid foods."

Last week, YouTube user "John Pemberton," presumably named after the Georgia pharmacist who invented Coca-Cola and marketed it as a "valuable brain tonic," released "The Honest Coca-Cola Ad." And in October, CSPI released The Real Bears, an animated short film depicting a family of polar bears grappling with soda-related diseases, featuring an original song by Jason Mraz. That film has been viewed more than 2,000,000 times on YouTube.


 

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